Title: Wish Much? (1/2)

Author: Doc; angelz_blondie@hotmail.com

Disclaimer: I don't own the Scoobies or the A.I. Gang; However, I do own myself, and I'm pretty sure Lizzie owns herself too (you do right? Just makin sure...You got rid of your pimp right? He was no good!) and Kas owns herself (oh, wait, I still own you from that bet we made right?) and the characters serving as mine and Kas's boytoys, Michael and Gibson, I own Michael and Kas owns Gibson..think that's about it : )

Summary: Doc, Lizzie, and Kas celebrate Lizzie's birthday in a very odd way.

Dedication: Lizzie, my girl, this is your long awaited Birthday fic. I have decided to make this a tradition on my part. I think everyone should be written a story on their birthday...to commemorate the day they entered this screwed up world. : ) Newhoo...I hope you like it a lot

Rating: If you watch BtVS and Angel, you can definitely read this...Has anything I've written ever been more than PG-16...come on people...I'm Doc...The Goody Goody of all Time! : )

AN: There are some things that aren't quite right in here, but, I don't wanna spoil the surprises for Lizzie, so, you'll just have to read and find out what they are : )

Before we begin, ahem,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LIZZIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! AND MANY MORE ON CHANNEL 4...Ok, we won't go any further...Happy Birthday Girly!

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"Lizzie, come're and look at this."

Doc and Lizzie were out on one of their good deal shopping binges. They had just entered a little antique shop of some sort that was having a 50% off sale. Doc had just found the most beautiful antique jewelry box.

"What? I was just talking to that really cute guy working the register. He looks a lot like Spike. Dontcha think?"

"I swear Liz, you are so in love with that man. I wish you could just jump him and get it over with."

Both girls started to laugh uncontrollably.

"You and me both," Lizzie managed to choke out between giggles.

"So, what'd ya want me to look at?"

"Oh, this jewelry box. You think I should get it? It's so beautiful."

"Wow. Looks really old, but, its still in pretty good shape and you're right, its really pretty. I say go for it. It's only 20 bucks."

Doc smiled and picked up the box. She checked out and after Lizzie gave her phone number to the cashier, they left.

"So, where to next? We can either do another store, or we can stop by and get a smoothie to rejuvenate."

"Um, smoothie bound I am."

The girls walked over to the little refreshment shop in the shopping center and ordered two strawberry banana smoothies. Doc got her new jewelry box out of the sack and began to look it over.

"Oh, have you looked inside? The last owner, in what the 1800s, could have left you a surprise."

"Oh, no. I didn't even think to look."

Doc opened it up and there was a single coin lying in the bottom. She picked it up and began to examine it. There was writing all around the edges of both sides. It was in Spanish, something she knew how to read, luckily.

The beholder of this coin holds their greatest desires. Three wishes you will receive. Upon three, it expires.

Doc hurridly put the coin back in the box.

"What was that little episode all about?"

"Oh, its just some old coin. Hey, look there's Kas. Kasiya!!"

Kas turned and saw Doc and Lizzie sitting at the Fruit Realm waving uncontrollably at her. Their table was surrounded by bags.

Another shopping spree. I swear they are made of money.

"Hey my chickies. Whats goin on?"

"Oh, we were just doin a couple shops...or should I say shop boys in Lizzie's case."

Liz slapped Doc's arm.

"Ow."

She rubbed the red handprint.

"You wanna join us? I'm buyin."

"I'm not in the smoothie mood, but I will join you on your little shopping spree. Where are we going next?"

"Doc is insisting that we go over to the book store. Don't you two ever get enough literature during school?"

"Wow Lizzie. Using big words again. Literature?"

Lizzie slapped Doc again.

Doc stuck her tongue out at Lizzie

"Don't do that unless you wanna be taught the real use for it."

Doc almost fell out of her seat when she heard his voice. She turned around and saw his big brown eyes and gorgeous smile and just melted. She jumped up out of her seat and attacked him with a hug.

"You're back."

Doc's boyfriend, Michael, had been gone for a month on a cruise with his family. She hadn't seen him since the last day of school.

"Yep. And better than ever with a new crispy brown tan."

"You look great. So, how was it?"

"It was fun. There were some majorly cute girls there."

She pouted at him.

"But none as beautiful as my girl."

She kissed him and Lizzie and Kas had a bet going on how long they would make out. Finally they broke apart and came up for air. Doc had a drugged look to her eyes.

"So, Kas, where's Gibson? I haven't seen him since, well, in forever. I called his house last night but his mom said he was over at your place."

"Well well well. Kas, something you need to be sharing with your best friend?"

"Doc, get your mind out of the gutter. We were watching videos and just snuggling. He said he was gonna meet me later at my place. You guys wanna do something tonight?"

"Sure. Double date sounds like fun."

Doc looked at Lizzie. She hadn't said anything since Michael had shown up. Doc felt so sorry for her. Her last boyfriend, Jackson, had been forced to move to Canada with his family when his dad got a job transfer. They thought it best to break up since there would be thousands of miles between them. She hadn't been much up to dating since; mostly just flirting.

"Well, maybe we could call Mere ( my best friend the chick you talked to...member Lizzie?) and see if she wanted to come along and we could just do the friend thing."

Kas looked at Lizzie's pouty expression.

"Oh, yeah. Totally. So, do you guys just wanna meet at my house and do movies and pizza?"

"Sounds like a plan. 7ish? Lizzie, that cool with you?"

"What? Oh, yeah, pizza, movies, great. Hey, if you guys don't mind I'm gonna bail. Just don't feel like being around the goo-goo eye twins."

"Hey."

"Byes. See you at 7."

She picked up her bags and left.

"Does anyone else feel really bad for her? God, why did he have to leave? It just pisses me off."

"Calm down hun. I know it makes you mad, but, hey, 1) it wasn't his fault and 2) she'll find someone else. She just hasn't found the right guy yet."

"I know she will. I just wish I could like...uh, I don't know. What are you guys getting her for her birthday? I can't think of anything and I was thinking that if you guys told me I could get some id...."

The coin. Perfect.

"Doc, you've got that light bulb over your head look. What scheme are you coming up with now?"

"Scheme? Me? No way. I just thought of the perfect thing to get her that's all."

"Like?"

"Well, its gonna be a surprise for everyone. Even myself I think."

"You are so weird sometimes."

"But, that's why you love me."

She Eskimo kissed him.

"Well, what do ya say we hit the bookstore now Kas?"

She looked at her suspiciously.

"Sure."

Kasiya's house

"Which movie? We've got Vertical Limit, and um, U-571."

"Oh Oh, U-571."

"Sweet, you've seen that like 10 thousand times."

"Yes, I know, and the 10,001 time will be just as good. When's the pizza gonna get here I'm starved."

*ding dong*

"I'll get it."

Doc jumped up out of her seat and ran to the front door.

"Kas, its $17.85. All I got is a $50. You got a $20?"

"I got it Doc."

Gibson gave her a $20 and she paid for the pizza and took it into the kitchen. Mere and Lizzie were in there talking.

"Hey girly girls. What are you two gossiping about?"

"We were just talking about Lizzie's birthday plans."

"Or lack there of."

"Well, we'll figure out something great! Come on. Grab some pizza. We're about to start the video."

The girls all grabbed some plates and some cokes and went back into the living room.

"Dinner is served. Did we miss anything?"

"Nope. Only previews. Saved you a spot next to me."

"Goodie."

3 hours later

Everyone was asleep except Lizzie and Doc.

"So, what do you wanna do for your birthday? I mean, you are turning 16. We have to like throw the biggest party in this town's history. Invite like the entire school and stuff. What do ya say?"

"I don't know. Maybe I should just have a small party with like you guys and my family ya know?"

"No. You're turning 16. It has to be big!"

"I don't know. I'll figure it out. We better wake these guys up. It's getting late."

"Hey, Michael, wake up. It's late. You and Gibson need to get home."

Michael slowly opened his eyes.

"What? Oh, home. Right."

Gibson, Michael and Mere got up and went home. Doc and Lizzie decided that they'd just stay at Kasiya's for the night.

This is as good a time as any.

Doc went over to her bag and got out the coin.

Ok, maybe I should wish for something small first. To see if it works. Um, hmmm.  She thought and thought and couldn't think of anything to wish for. Oh, I've got it. I wish for 7 million dollars. Doc felt a little dizzy and she sat down on the floor. What? I, oh, I remember. My mom won the Lottery 2 weeks ago. 7 million dollars. It works! Now, for the biggie. I wish that me and Lizzie, and Kas could spend the weekend with the Buffy/Angel cast for Lizzie's birthday. She suddenly felt faint.

Doc opened her eyes and saw that she was looking up into the night sky. She could barely make out a figure standing over her. It was a girl, blonde...her vision was very blurry.

"You think they're ok?"

"Well, its very odd all three of them just lying out here in the graveyard asleep. You're sure they aren't vamps."

When Doc heard the word 'vamp' she shot up.

"Whoa. Weird much."

"Wh-Where am I?"

She looked around and saw Kasiya and Lizzie lying next to her. She kicked both of them in the butt and they groggily woke up.

"Doc, why are you waking us up, and wow, we're outside and major wiggins, in a graveyard. What the hell is going on?"

"What she said."

"You're in Sunnydale, California."

Title: Wish Much (2/2)

Author: Doc; angelz_blondie@hotmail.com

Disclaimer: I don't own the Scoobies or the A.I gang; I own myself, Lizzie owns herself and Kas, well, I still own her. She only owe's me 50 bucks and then she can have her freedom...hehe...

Dedication: To Lizzie on her Sweet 16 Birthday!! And woo! It's TODAY! Everyone wish Lizzie a happy birthday *whispers to all those except Lizzie* (or I'll never write again!!!! Got me?) : )

Summary: Doc, Lizzie, and Kas all celebrate Lizzie's birthday in a very odd way.

AN: Ok, Lizzie, your surprise is in this part. I hope you love and adore it. I'm kinda scared about the feedback I'm gonna get on this...after the first page long email that made no sense...hehehe! You da best girly! Couldn't ask for sweeter!!!

Feedback Dedication: To Kas, Lizzie, Crystal and Sara-Lee, I thank you all (all 4 of you) for the feedback that you blessed me with. I know the rest of you don't care *sticks out tongue* Oh, sorry. That was me retaliating! hehe..I love you all, really I do!! : )

Sorry, I have to do this again, AHEM!

Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday to You Happy Birthday Dear Lizzie, Happy Birthday to You (Again!) hehehe!

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Lizzie looked hard at the two people standing in front of her.

"You're Buffy, and you're Xander and wow. Ok, wiggin out now. I think I'm gonna go back to sleep and wake up in a less weird sitch."

"Sunnydale, as in, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sunnydale, as in we're on the friggin Hellmouth?"

Buffy and Xander just looked at them with puzzled looks.

"Are you girls sure you're ok? You're talking very funny. Maybe we should take you to the hospital, or better yet Giles."

Doc stood up in her flannel cow PJs.

"Ok, I know this all seems very weird, but, I can explain."

Everyone looked at her.

"Doc, what did you do?"

"Um, well, Ok, Lizzie, first of all, Happy Birthday."

Doc put her hands out like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune showing a prize.
"This is your birthday present. I didn't wish for this though. I wish for us to spend your birthday with the Cast!! Not, the actual characters. Although, this is pretty cool if I do say so myself."

Lizzie got up and ran and attacked Doc in a hug.

"You are the best, even though this is giving me a major case of the wiggins. But, you said you wished?"

"Um, well, you know that coin I had the major spas episode over today?"

Lizzie shook her head.
"Well, I read the Spanish, and it turns out that it gives you three wishes. Like before I wished for this, I wished for $7 million dollars. Don't you remember my mom winning the Lottery?"

"Um, yeah, come to think of it. So, I guess it really works huh? Well, with a few glitches here and there...but, still, WOWIES!"

Kas got up off the ground.

"Wow, wait a minute. You expect me to believe that Doc found some kind of "wishing coin" and wished us into this mess, and now we're in Sunnydale and we're standing here in front of Buffy Summers and Xander Harris? I think I'm gonna faint now."

Doc ran over and held Kas by the arms.

"Focus Kasiya."

Doc looked to Buffy.

"Ok, maybe you could take us to Giles now? This is all very, um, weird. We'll explain everything when we get there."

Buffy motioned to them to follow her and Xander.

Giles's Apartment

"Giles."

"Oh, Buffy, so nice of you to...Um, who are they?"

"Looks to me like members of Sleep Club Anonymous. What's up with the PJs?"

"Dawn, hush. Giles, me and Xand were out on patrol and we found them sleeping in the, um, graveyard. When they woke up they were majorly wigged. I thought we should come see you and strangely they agreed."

"Um, look, basically, the just of this is that we're from a different reality, or dimension have you. It's really complicated to explain, but, we know all of you."

"This is all very strange. I think I should consult my books."

"Giles, I don't think you're going to find anything about this in your books. I, um, I wished us here. I found an old Spanish coin. Basically it says that you get three wishes and after that it goes caput."

Doc handed it to him.

"Ok, now, how exactly do you know all of us?"

Doc looked at Lizzie and Kas, they both shrugged. She looked back to Buffy.

"Um, I thought I mentioned that."
"No, not in so many words."

"Oh, well, um, in our dimension..." come on Doc, think. Ah ha "...we're friends with you guys.  Yeah, we all um, we were in High School with you guys."

"You three don't look much older than Dawn."

"Hey."

"Um, we're 17. We were a couple of years behind you. We had a friend who got killed and we came to Buffy for help, yeah. And, we just kind of clicked."

Doc smiled at her. Hopefully they won't realize we're lying through our teeth.

She looked over at her two friends. Both of them stood with their mouths hanging open.

"Um, Doc, could we have a word with you?"

"Um, not right now. I was in the middle of an explanation."

She knew they were gonna gripe her out for lying.

"Oh, but it'll only take a minute."

Kas growled the last word.

"Coming."

The three walked over to a secluded corner of the room.

"What the hell are you thinking. They're gonna figure out you're lying."

"Well, I couldn't exactly say, "In our dimension you're all characters in a television show." They'd all know I was lying then. At least now I've bought us some time. Just play along. I mean we do know all about them."

"I'm in. I wonder if the A.I. gang is still around. What I wouldn't give to get me some Angel action."

"Lizzie."

Both Kas and Doc replied in unison.

"What? Don't lie. You know you two want it too."

Both girls giggled.

"Yeah, but this is Buffy realm remember. Angel's in LA. He's not around."

Lizzie pouted along with Kas.

"But, your wish said the Buffy AND Angel cast."

"Well, I guess we'll just have to see."

"I think we should get back over there before they get suspicious. Remember, just play along with what I say."

The three girls walked back over into the small living room.

"Ok, we've decided that since you say you "know" us, we'll give you a little quiz. So, what do you say?"

All three girls agreed.

"Ok, we've decided that each of you has to answer 1 question. Doc, why don't we start with you."

"Okiedokie. Shoot."

"Name all of my best friends. And the person that him/her is seeing."

"Oh, gosh, couldn't you have given me something hard? Ok, first, there's Xander over there, he's dating Anya; then, Willow, and unless things are different here, she's a lesbian now and her girlfriend's name is Tara; then..."

"Wow, wait one gosh darn minute. Willow Rosenberg, a Lesbian? I think NOT! She's with Oz."

All three girls got up and did a little dance. They all received very odd looks from their audience.

"Oh, well, I guess some things are different in our dimension. Um, well, that seems to be all your best friends, do you want me to go on with the LA gang? Oh, and then there was the whole you and Riley deal, but that was just gross, no offense to you."
"Wow, wow, wow. Hold on just a minute. First of all, who the heck is the "LA gang." Secondly, I've never dated anyone but Angel. Who the hell is Riley?"

"That's what I'd like to know."

All three girls turned to see Angel standing in the doorway to Giles's apartment. All they could do was stare at him. All three girls stood up and made with the dancing again.

"Um, Giles, I think there is something majorly wrong with them."

"No, its just. Ok, in our dimension, Angel and you broke up and he left you and went to LA. You moved on and got hooked up with this real jerk named Riley Finn. Oh, the stories we could tell you, but, don't worry, we won't. They make us want to vomit."

She smiled sweetly at Angel. Then she remembered that Lizzie kept a picture of the cast in her wallet. Spike looks really good in it.

"You guys wanna see what you look like in our dimension?"

All four of them nodded.

"Lizzie, you don't happen to have your wallet with you do you?"

Luckily Lizzie had been the only one to fall asleep in her clothes.

"Um.."

She reached around and felt in her back pocket.

"Yeah."

"Do you have that ca...I mean, do you have that picture of the gang you always carry around w/ you?"

"Oh, um, I don't know. I might have taken it out. Lemme look."

She rummaged around through receipts and what not.

"You're in luck. Here it is. A little worn, but hey, still see-able."

Doc handed it to Buffy.

"Ok, 1) why is Spike in this picture and 2) who is the guy w/ the blonde hair? and 3) why isn't Angel in this picture...and Oz? This is all very strange."

"Um, well, this is how you are in our dimension. Here, its different. I don't know why. Time did a topsy tervie I guess. The blonde guy is Riley. Now do you see the ick factor?"

Buffy made a disgusted face.

"What's all the commotion Slayer? I got some call from the Witch saying...hello cuties."

Doc and Kas stared on as Lizzie ran over, jumped on Spike, wrapped her legs around his waist and started kissing him.

"Is your friend like, um, is she mental?"

"Oh, um, in our dimension, her and Spike are together. I would have thought she could keep herself under control. He's got a chip here too right?"

"Um, yeah. For about 2 years now. Some government boys put it in. Best thing that ever...wait, make that worst thing."

"He's in love with you here too huh?"

"Yes, unfortunately."

"Well, I guess I better go try and pry her off of him."

Doc walked over and pulled Lizzie off of Spike.

"Hey pet. What's your business in all of this?"

"Um, that's my best friend you're kissing. She needs a break."

She smiled wryly at him.

"Doc!"

"Lizzie. Omg! I cannot believe you just did that. You are NUTS!"
"Well, you did say you wished I would jump him and get it over with."

"That was when we weren't standing in his presence."

"Hey, its my birthday. Don't I get to have fun?"

She folded her arms over her chest.

"Let her play Doc. It's her one and only chance."

Doc just rolled her eyes.

"Whatever."

Lizzie ran over and jumped on Spike again.

"I'm Lizzie. We're from a different dimension. Kiss me."

"Ok, now that the gropey twins are at it again, anyone wanna go elsewhere?"

Everyone raised their hands.

"The Bronze it is."

"Um, Buffy, if you haven't noticed, we're still in our pajamas."

"Well, we'll make a stop by my house. I'm sure I've got something you guys can wear."

The Bronze

"I wonder if Spike and Liz are knockin boots right now."

"Xander. Gross MUCH!"

"What? You know by the way she jumped him she was only lookin for one thing."

" I wouldn't be surprised."

Everyone looked at Doc.

"What? Do I have to be the goody goody all the time. You don't know half the things I think."

Everyone still just stared at her.

"Grrrr."

Everyone laughed.

"So, Doc, Kas, I was really involved with that Riley guy?"

"Um, in our dimension, yes. It wasn't pretty. You guys had wild monkey sex every chance you got."

"WHAT?"

Angel and Buffy both said in unison.
"Well, if I know me I know I didn't enjoy it. Did I?"

Doc and Kas gave her a disgusting look.

"Um, yes. It was quite disgusting."

"Ewe!"

Everyone said in unison.

"Hey. That's another me. And, a very stupid one at that."

"Well, inform your Buffy and  Angel that they should patch things up. It's more fun being together than apart. Believe me."

Buffy and Angel went into a major make out session.

"I'll be sure to do that. Well, and there's a chance that you two could get back together b/c soldier boy is out of the picture. Went to go fight some demons in the jungle. He wasn't the brightest crayon in the box."

"Ello all. Good Lord Slayer, Peaches, get a room. I know I did."

Spike leered at Lizzie and licked his lips.

"Hey Doc, Kas."

Lizzie winked at them.

"Lizzie, ladies room. NOW!"

"But, I...wooow."

Doc got up and grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the bathroom.

"Please tell me that you didn't indulge in your fantasies of little bunny foo foo hopping through your forest."

"What?"

"You know, jumping on the good foot and doing the bad thing with Spike. The friggin Vampire. Doc, are you going to say anything?"
"Um, no. I don't object. As long as he's got the chip, he can't do any harm to Lizzie here. I just wanted to know if they had done anything. And, its her birthday. She should be happy."

"Well, I guess if little Miss Goody Two Shoes over there isn't objecting, I guess I can't either."

"I miss Michael."

"I miss Gibson."

Both Kas and Doc looked glum.

"Well, cheer up girls. We're gonna go out there and dance all night."

"Well, if you say so."

Ok, so, we'll say that Lizzie, Doc, Kas, and the entire gang danced the night away. Finally, they figured they better get back to their dimension so they said good bye to the gang, even though they didn't want to and Doc wished them home. Kas and Doc had a wonderful reunion with Michael and Gibson. This time Lizzie, and her new man, Ok, *drum roll please* SPIKE! were the ones that were being bet on. Buffy wanted to get rid of Spike, but, then again, so did the entire gang, so, he decided to go back with the girls. After all, he did fall in love w/ Lizzie. So, everything ended happily.

"Doc? Are you home?"

"In the living room."

"Hey girly."

"Hey Lizster. I thought you'd be over at Spikeywikies house."

She made a disgusted face.

"Shut up. I really really like him. He's so sweet to me. He's the greatest. I'm happier than ever."

Doc smiled at her.

"I'm really happy for you. I had a good time, but, its good to be home."

"You just missed your man."

Doc smiled and blushed.

"YES!!!"

Both girls giggled.

"Thanks Doc, for my birthday present and all. It's a birthday I'll never ever ever ever forget! You are the bestest!!!!"

"Anything for you Lizzie! I'm glad you had fun. It's the least I could do."

"Well, I better get going. I'm meeting Spike at the movies. I'll see you tomorrow?"

"Definitely."

Doc sat back with a content smile on her face.

*Yep, she's done it again.*